Feb 14, 2017
Spoken sadly into her drink. “I want flowers too.”
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Spoken sadly into her drink. “I want flowers too.”
yo yo yo
@itsburnet is heeeeeeeeeeeere
let’s get this party started
“HAS ANYONE SEEN MY DOG?”
Hearts Divided Bash || Sentence meme 2/?
“I’m glad you recognize how terrible your life would be without me.”
“There’s no one else I’d rather spend this annual obligation with.”
“Let’s hold hands with the hands not holding drinks.”
“You make my heart beat entirely too fast.”
“I love you for always showing me how to be my best self, alcohol.”
“You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.”
“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me but then I remember that I put up with you.”
“I hope you like baggage.”
“You drink like you’re single.”
“I couldn’t help noticing that you are mind-blowingly hot.”
“Is the dog from your profile picture going to be here?”
“Does the carpet match the drapes?”
“Let’s do a shot. Come on.”
“Did you see those candy hearts over there? I got one that said “Fuck off.”
“I’m going to aggressively hold your hand now. It’s like arm wrestling but with love.”
“So what do you have planned for today?”
“Come on let’s get ridiculously drunk.”
“Come on let’s get ridiculously drunk and crash that Clefairy Moon Ball thing Aether is throwing.”
“What the hell are you wearing?”
“Someone please make sure Guzma stays away from any expensive light fixtures. That is all.”
❝Honestly, I don't know what I was expecting.❞
“Are you saying my party is underwhelming?”
Heartsdividedbash || Sentence meme 1/?
“If you rearrange the letters in ‘happy valentines day you get ‘I don’t give a fuck.’”
“No words can describe just how much I love myself.”
“Don’t you think this Valentine’s nonsense is a little overrated?”
“Cupid is not my homeboy.”
“I hate this stupid holiday.”
“Happy unimaginative consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative, and shallow interpretation of romance day.”
“I don’t need a valentine. I need vodka.”
“You are tolerable, but not good looking enough to tempt me.”
“You’ll do.”
“I like how we hate the same things.”
“Screw Valentine’s day. I’m just waiting for the marked down chocolate on sale tomorrow!”
“I’m my own damn Valentine.”
“You’re single. I’m single. Let’s be single together and complain about this stupid holiday.”
“Oops.”
“Hold my beer.”
“Did you come here alone?”
“Honestly, I don’t know what I was expecting.”
“Yo - let’s battle.”
“Can I get you a drink?”
lol so ignore that typo of starter prompts being posted on the 24th obvs they will be posted on the 14th im just a moron